Thursday, September 07, 2006

Joke of The Day (Malaysian VS Sporean)

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore." The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."

9 comments:

uzie said...

weiiii tol ker citer chewing gum tuu!!!uekssss gelinya!!!

i - s h a h said...

ha ha ha... joke of the day lah...

ko selalu makan chewing gum ka????

bb said...

wah wah wah..mentang2 la dah duk singapore skang...hehehhehe

Redhzuan Daniel said...

yeahhhh .. very the ecah skrg... s'porean lah uols skrg ek!
uols tunggggggggggguuuuuuuuuu!

eita_zack said...

ttuuunnnnggggggggguuuuuuuuu gaaaaakkkkkkk....... hehe.. saje menyampok uols.. hhe..

Anonymous said...

br dpt org singapore lidah dah terbelit kaa?? Bahasa Melambangkan Bangsa.

i - s h a h said...

ha ha ha... :))

i - s h a h said...

lidah aku terbelit????!!! ha ha ha... tapi betul la kata ko... BAHASA MELAMBANGKAN BANGSA...

tapi aku ada cara aku sendiri dalam meluahkan ekspresiku kat blog ni... aku selesa dgn cara itu...

walaupun ko kata lidah aku terbelit tapi hati aku tetap Melayu... HIDUP MELAYU!!!!

i - s h a h said...

ha ha ha!!!!